Funny Questions to Ask a Ouija Board

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You can ask funny questions when using a Ouija Board. Even if you don't consider the Ouija board as a mediumship tool, you can still use it to communicate with spirit. The good news is spirit doesn't require you believe in it in order to exist.

10 Funny Introductory Questions

Ask the Ouija board a couple of funny introductory questions as icebreakers. These questions will open the channel for you to communicate with humorous spirits eager to join in the fun.

  1. What are you wearing, spirit?
  2. Do you like where you are?
  3. What is today's date?
  4. How many fingers am I holding up?
  5. What are you fixing for tonight's meal?
  6. What is your favorite restaurant?
  7. Do you have a pet?
  8. What is your pet's name?
  9. What kind of animal is your pet?
  10. What is your favorite color?

10 Silly Questions to Ask a Ouija Board

You can ask other questions that are silly but fun. These can be questions you'd ask of someone you know who is alive in this world.

  1. Do you date on the other side?
  2. What do you do for fun?
  3. Do you have any reading material over there?
  4. Can you see the future?
  5. Do you take vacations?
  6. Do you live in a house?
  7. What color is your bedroom?
  8. What is your shoe size?
  9. Do you have a closet?
  10. Does it get cold there?

10 Funny Career Questions to Ask a Ouija Board

Another round of questions to ask a Ouija board could be the type you would ask a person about their job. These questions are often funny or silly when applied to the spirit world.

  1. What is your career?
  2. Do you have a career path?
  3. Does your place of work have sexual harassment guidelines?
  4. When was your last promotion?
  5. Are you paid in currency or some other way?
  6. What do you do to de-stress after a typical workday?
  7. What are your work hours?
  8. How many spirits do you work with?
  9. Have you ever been fired from a job?
  10. Do you have a good boss?
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10 Silly Questions to Ask About a Social Life?

Another set of silly questions you can ask the Ouija board area about a social life. These questions are framed as though the spirit were someone you met at a party.

  1. Have you been to any good parties lately?
  2. Do you come here often?
  3. What's your favorite drink?
  4. What kind of music do you like?
  5. Who is your favorite actor?
  6. What is your favorite movie?
  7. Who do you want to play you in the movie version of your life?
  8. Do you have Facebook or Twitter over there?
  9. What is the movie theater like over there?
  10. Are you able to drive around?

10 Amusing General Questions About Life

Another way to ask funny questions of the Ouija board is to focus on life issues that human face. This can provide entertainment when the spirit world attempts to relate to those questions.

  1. Is it best to just live by your own rules?
  2. Do you believe in karma?
  3. What were you in your last life?
  4. What is the biggest issue you face over there?
  5. Can you sing over there?
  6. Do you have grocery stores?
  7. Who cleans your home?
  8. How do you recharge your cell phone over there?
  9. How much is gas over there?
  10. Can you fly on your own or do you have to take a plane?

10 Personal Questions to Ask a Ouija Board

You can turn common everyday questions into strange funny ones when they follow a personal line of inquiry with no context. These questions can fun and are sure to be a head-shaker for any responding spirit.

  1. Why did you answer my call if you knew it was me?
  2. Why does your name sound like my best friend's name?
  3. Why is your hair that color?
  4. Why are you so tall?
  5. Why did you not use makeup?
  6. Why did you change your shoes?
  7. Why are you looking for your ring?
  8. Do you always wear a hat?
  9. Why do you sleep upside down?
  10. Why does your address not have any numbers?

10 Nonsensical Questions

Asking truly inane questions can be funny. Try to think of questions that are completely out of context so it creates a stark contrast between the world of spirit and the human world.

  1. Can you milk a cow?
  2. Why do bears like fish?
  3. If you aren't in the forest when a tree falls, does it really make a sound?
  4. Have you seen George Washington?
  5. Do you play an instrument?
  6. Who just walked in front of you?
  7. Is it time for lunch yet?
  8. Where is your favorite place to shop over there?
  9. Who does your nails?
  10. How fast does your hair grow?

Asking a Ouija Board Funny Questions

There are many funny questions you can ask a Ouija board that a silly and fun. If you run out of questions, you can always ask questions that are relatable to your personal experiences.

Funny Questions to Ask a Ouija Board